Attending UC Ervin

Courses offered at UC Ervin 2005 - 2008

Social Studies 101 - Be a "friend" (3 credits) *Prerequisite: Friend 101
Social Studies 102 - How to flirt with people ( 3 credits) *Prerequisite: Social Studies 101
Friend 101 - Anyone you meet is considered a friend (3 credits)
Love 101 - Find love in the club. (3 credits) *Prerequisite: Chubby 101 & Appearances 101
Love 102 - How to lose it in 3 months. (4 credits) *Prerequisite: Exes 301
Relationships 201 - Putting yourself first. (4 credits)
Exes 301 - What he doesn't know won't hurt him (4 credits)
Guilt 101 - How to distract and occupy yourself from guilt (4 credits)
Self-Esteem 301 - Build your self-esteem up and break it down (3 credits)
Appearances 201 - Shave your head and enlarge your rooster (3 credits) *pumps can be rented or purchased at the student store
Chubby 101 - Stuff your face fat (500 calories)

It's funny how these classes seem so familiar. I believe I took these courses at a Kristian School for Boys in Seattle, Washington. Funny how they both offered the same exact courses. I never thought that I'd have to retake these classes again. I had hoped I learned my lesson the first time around and passed it, lol. And I never thought that I'd be having to share my dorm with someone else. I knew I should have transferred elsewhere lol. *frown* =/

I hope they are offering better classes this year. LOL!