Another Mike Minute

Mike: I'm so drunkkkkk and tired.

Mark: Aww. You sound sleepy. It's 2:30 in the morning. You should sleep.

*Mike mumbles*

Mark: What?

Mike: No. I can't.

Mark: Why?

Mike: Because it's 5 miles away.

Mark: What's 5 miles away?

Mike: The cake.

Mark: What?

Mike: The cake and the little cupcakes and sprinkles.

Mark: Um... yeah... you should sleep.

*silence*

Mark: Hello? Heeellllooooo?

*click*

*cue in sad clown music*

Announcer: (whispers) This has been another... Mike Minute.

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