What's InStyle?

LOL so my homie Daryl linked me to InStyle Magazines website where they had this thing where you can upload a picture and make yourself over to look like one of the hottest celebrities in style. Here are the results... (I did not photoshop these!)


The Clintons

The Zac Efrons

And The Beyonces

Haha! It was pretty fun... you guys should go try it and share your results!

InStyle Makeover

We Are Video-ing

The Colonel

Mark and Ervin with the Colonel

Mmmm Kentucky Fried Chicken

The Colonel is my new sugar daddy, LOL!

Just for the road...

Ervin and I decided to go to this 2-3 story Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Koreatown after work. All I need now is to find a bench with Ronald McDonald in it and take pics... LOL!

Stressed Bunny

Created by Daryl

LMAO this one made my day. Thanks, Daryl for making my stress not so stressful LOL!

Fast and Furious

My first iMovie clip... lol! It's short... just the basic stuff. I will master this in time! Woo-hoo!

The Usual Suspects

WANTED!!! 1,000,000 Dollar Reward was sent out for these two. Last seen at the Orange County Fair August 1, 2009.

Geek Squad

Here we are at Starbucks with my brand new eyewear. I got them for 10 bucks at Urban Outfitters. I already broke one of them 3 days later after buying them. =0/ Oh well... I still have an extra pair, lol.

WTF!

ANCHORAGE, AK, US
07/10/2009 1:15 P.M. ARRIVAL SCAN

What's it doing in Alaska?

Count Down!

Today will have a once in a lifetime thingie occur. You have to watch your clocks closely though.

At exactly 12:34:56 07/08/09 AM or PM
and at 04:05:06 07/08/09 AM or PM

For those of you tweakers who are up at both times... I hope you made it memorable!

Catalogers, LoL

The Guys

The Girls

Here we are pretending to be mannequins or catalog models in front of Gilly Hicks at the Americana at Brand. LoL!

My Personal Ad for WoW

LVL 29 Night Elf LFG for PVP RPG action (NPCs are welcome). In need of MH that can make me HOT FTW. no NEWBs looking to gain XP. Come make me say WOW!

Paparrazzi 102

Stalking Raymond

When in stalk mode, always remember to turn your flash off and roll down the windows because if you don't you'll wind up with a blurry picture, with the flash reflecting off the window like this one, LOL! And the fact that the flash would be a dead giveaway that you're taking pictures. DOH!

Fortune in a Cookie

LoL, I think the wise people at the fortune cookie factory are running out of things to print. I mean, I guess they could go back to printing fortunes with lotto numbers on them lol.

What the Hell?

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ervin that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with him last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... leaving only Heaven... thereby proving the existence of a divine being... which explains why, last night, Ervin kept shouting "Oh my God."

Papparazzi 101

1. Make sure you focus because you will end up with pictures looking like this one. LOL!

2. Keep your subjects close together. Unless one is smoking and the other is allergic to smoke, haha.

Shady Mark

How embarassing! So I ran into a guy from work at the mall today and I totally did not recognize him. He is so effin cute! He followed me in the store and stood next to me and said hi. I raising one eyebrow looked at him like I didnt know him. Haha then he finally said his name. I was so embarassed. Cute guy... from work... semi-stalked me... and I didnt recognize him, UGH! I tried walking around looking for him afterwards but no luck. I hope I see him at work Monday.

Mike Recollects His Memories

So on Monday, Mike, Jay and I decided to have lunch by my work. Mike tried to recollect his memories.

Mark: Yeah you were so drunk you thought Miley Cyrus was Kylie Minogue, LMAO.

Mike: Shaddup, I couldn't see. I was drunk.

Mark: Oh yeah Mike... as if you didn't hear her SINGING, LMAO. She even says her damm name in the song Mike!

"Oh she's just being Miley" See You Again - Miley Cyrus

LMAO

Single Ladies

Happy Face

This picture brings happy to my face.

Friday Nite Fiasco

A 50 year old came up to me and asked if I go to Ms. Kitty, a bondage club. LOL, I don't think so. Then he continued talking about smoking pot and how it boosts up his libido, LOL. I learned that he likes transexuals, and told me he'd like to visit Thailand or the Philippines because he heard there were a lot of ladyboys there. It makes me wonder why he came up to me. Did he think I look like a ladyboy? LOL! He also told me he used to talk to this flamboyant filipino and how he used to fuck the shit out of him in the parking lot. AWKWARD! He told me about his ghetto area where he lives. He said he doesnt like girls because they dont do the two most things that he liked: oral and anal, which apparently only ladyboys would do. LOL!

Very interesting conversation.